Are you an Arab؟

[Muayed Al Wareed]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ARAB WHEN...................................
You refer to your dad's friends as 3amoo.
You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds (bizzer).
You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.
You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted you because they keep staring.
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes, while the men sit on there asses and discuss politics waiting for there tea (shai).
Your parents want you to become a doctor, engineer or a lawyer.
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner, even if you're in the next room.
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
You are standing next to the largest suitcase at the airport.
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
You say bye 17 times on the phone.
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last 2 decades and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male, you do all the housework and cooking if you're female.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
You still come back home to live with your parents after you graduate.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.

YOU'RE PROUD TO BE AN ARAB AND YOU SEE THESE JOKES ON TO ALLYOUR ARAB FRIENDS
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Momo